Overheard from E2 this week...

While disciplining E2 for kicking and sitting on his little sister:

Mom: "E2, Bible words say, 'Be Kind to one another.' Do you know who wrote the Bible?"

E2 (eyes wide and serious): "Yes. A7." (His big sister.)

Mom (trying not to laugh): "No. Bible words are God's words."

E2 (not convinced): "No. A7 and G8 wrote the Bible." (Big sister and big brother.)

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This morning...

A7: "Mom! E2 took his diaper off!"

I turn around to see a completely naked 2 year old. Grinning.

Mom: "E2, why did you take your diaper off?"

E2: "Because L1 took her diaper off."

Sure enough, L1 toddles in completely naked as well. And grinning.

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One evening earlier this week.

Dad: "E2 would you like to say bedtime prayers?"

E2 (reaches up to rub Daddy's closely shaved head): "Yes... Dear God, thank you for Daddy's

pokey hairs on his head and thank you for Mommy's pokey hairs on hers' legs."

I kid you not.

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